The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 2. |  The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Not That We Care” | |
| 3. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Apatatia | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Motto” | |
| 5. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 6. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of I Always Choose The Last Option | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Do you really need a comment on how I make my decisions” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 9. |  The Mafian Economic Republic of The Dark System | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 10. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” |
