The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Gargantuan Love God” | |
| 3. |  The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 5. |  The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Root is God” | |
| 6. |  The Solar Wind of Astroteuthis | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.” | |
| 7. |  The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
| 8. |  The Komitska Republika of B M P O | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 9. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” | |
| 10. |  The Self-Indulgent Narcissism of George Wickham | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “In Search of Money” |
