The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 2. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” | |
| 3. |  The Self-Indulgent Narcissism of George Wickham | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “In Search of Money” | |
| 4. |  The Constant Burning of UrinaryTractInfection | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “It burns.” | |
| 5. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Umberhulk | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “KILL!” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Hyosung | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Secret” | |
| 8. |  The Weirding ways of Shadow and Rage | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “We move in mysterious ways.” | |
| 9. |  The Federation of Eindhoven | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Eindhoven de Gekste” | |
| 10. |  The Mind Fields of -River Tam- | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “No power in the 'Verse can stop me” |
