The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The Utterly apathetic Millenials of Unix Eunichs | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “What the FCUK?” | |
| 4. |  The Importance of Being Earnest | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner.” | |
| 5. |  The 25th Century Hero of Buck Rogers | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Princess Ardala is sooooo HOT!” | |
| 6. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
| 7. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 8. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 9. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We know it” |
