The Safest in The Watchtower
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 14,451st in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Delicate Sound of Thunder of The Gates of Delirium | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Our Gods Awake in Thunderous Roars” | |
| 2. |  The Jingoistic States of Run Rabbits Run | Democratic Socialists Hell | “I'm late, I'm late!” | |
| 3. |  The View of Watchtower Princess | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 4. |  The Coming and Going also of Barefoot Servants | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 5. |  The Beginning of The Howling Wind | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 6. |  The Approach of Two Riders | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 7. |  The Experience of You and I | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 8. |  The Coming and Going of All The Women | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 9. |  The Beautiful Lights of Asian Sky | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Super Planetary Expedition Drone | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” |
