The Safest in The Watchtower
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 15,022nd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Beautiful Lights of Asian Sky | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Alive in an Asian Sky, A Beautiful Light Lights the Way” | |
| 12. |  The Republic of Super Planetary Expedition Drone | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 13. | The Republic of Generic Data Collection Prototype | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 14. |  The Malignant Narcisism of General Jackson | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Beware the wrath of General Jackson” | |
| 15. |  The Early Morning Philosophy of Penumber | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “I need to pee” | |
| 16. |  The Disputed Territories of Coney Colony | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “I'm late, I'm late!” | |
| 17. |  The Growl of A Wildcat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world” | |
| 18. |  The Most Serene Republic of My Mummy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The meaning to life, the universe, and everything” | |
| 19. |  The Rogue Nation of A Fibula | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The best lack all conviction” | |
| 20. |  The Armed Republic of Bone Marrow | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Flee, Flee for your lives” |
