The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in the Pacific
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21. |  The Republic of 900166 | Authoritarian Democracy Slightly Oppressive But A Little Discipline Never Hurt Anyone State | “I love 9003” | |
| 22. |  The Republic of 900170 | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “I love 9003” | |
| 23. |  The United States of AAAmerica | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “In God We Trust” | |
| 24. |  The OSHA Violation of Aaronian | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Nobody's Perfect” | |
| 25. |  The People's Republic of Aasalam | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 26. |  The Protectorate of Aberalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Over the land we rule” | |
| 27. |  The Emirate of Aberzanthia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Dassa hada hayna” | |
| 28. |  The Federation of Abkh | Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Conservative State of Emergency | “в х” | |
| 29. |  The Empire of Abosia | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 30. |  The Republic of Abrahamic empire | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Die faster more honor” |
