The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in the Pacific
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of -Cubao | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of -Duche de Bourgogne- | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Sous le drapeau de la Bourgogne, les justes se tiennent” | |
| 3. |  The Allied States of -Free Peoples- | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “Libertas!” | |
| 4. | The Republic of -freya | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. | The Republic of -Hatsune Miku- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 6. | The Republic of -Keqing- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 7. | The Republic of -Kyoko- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 8. | The Republic of -Laufey- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 9. | The Republic of -Nil- | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of -Of The SITH | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Frolicking Toward Freedom” |
