The World World Census
The Most Scientifically Advanced in the World
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “For Science!” | |
| 2. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 3. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 4. |  The High-Technate of Athretvari | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Peace & Prosperity” | |
| 5. |  The Modly Moderator Moderating Moderately in Moderation of Godular | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “I am Legion, We are One” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “We know it” | |
| 7. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 9. |  The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark System | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Money, Power, Respect!” | |
| 10. |  The Cloud of Transhumanstan | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” |
