The Most Rebellious Youth in Lazarus
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Lazarus is ranked 22,320th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
| 2. |  The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Tellesopia | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “What the heck?” | |
| 4. |  The United Anarchy of Crianusia | Democratic Socialists Hell | “O exon ota akoueto” | |
| 5. |  The Quokka Isles And Republic of New Jamiea | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Let's Do This” | |
| 6. |  The Principality of Fomdaeborg | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Fornication is Compulsory” | |
| 7. |  The United Computer States of Macworld | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “In Computers We Trust” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Socialist Stoners of Vanzef | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Smoqueed” | |
| 9. |  The United Worker's Councils of SLlaneta | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “But with blood” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Fallen Apples | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Never try and you will never fail.” |
