The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The District of Cole County | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Community” | |
| 5. |  The Conglomerate of Armacor | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution” | |
| 6. |  The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “All is well.” | |
| 7. | The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 8. |  The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “I came to rock the human race.” | |
| 9. |  The Journalistic Intensity of LoisLane | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Don't Fall for me, farmboy.” | |
| 10. |  The Mother Nature's Sick Joke of Muscovy Duck | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “I am a loathesome creature.” |
