The World World Census
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Layarteb | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “So I dub thee Unforgiven” | |
| 3. |  The Starfallen Realm of Neo England | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “How will you act?” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.” | |
| 5. |  The Rouge Nation of Joli Rouge | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Terra Mariq Potens” | |
| 6. |  The Haunted Kingdom of Clamlet | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Do you smell something?” | |
| 7. |  The Rogue Nation of War and Oppression | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Our purpose is to conquer you.” | |
| 8. |  The Thug of NWA EAZY E | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “ Considered Armed, Dangerous & Temporarly Insane ” | |
| 9. |  The Uber Military Imperium of Italia | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “Temilo me, dato che portano la distruzione del über...” | |
| 10. |  The BS Detector of October Surprise | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “SURPRISE!” |
