The Safest in Equilism
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 11,263rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “No water, no life. No blue, no green. -Sylvia Earle” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The First Duty of Society Remains Justice.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Slithen | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “The Dominion Of The True” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Lahmere | Democratic Socialists Hell | “there's always tomorrow” | |
| 5. |  The Interstellar Republic of Isaris | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Alis volat propriis!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Nornheim | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Alone we rule” | |
| 7. |  The Collective of Uiiop | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant” | |
| 8. |  The Uncertainty of Small Huts | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “ερωτâv πάντα” | |
| 9. |  The Equilism protectorate of Whamabama | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “The beatings will continue till morale improves!” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Unified Federation of Perimeter Defense | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “A good plan is nothing without good execution.” |
