The Most Primitive in Equilism
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Equilism is ranked 25,402nd in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Implosion of Banners | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Gotta earn them all!” | |
| 2. |  The Federation of Jupiter Station | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Efficiency” | |
| 3. |  The Fortunes of Ambassador Sarek | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “At the time, it seemed the logical thing to do” | |
| 4. |  The Interspecies Fascination of Doctor Phlox | Tyranny by Majority Thieves | “Optimism” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of 05 mm Graphite | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “A sharp pencil can't help a dull mind.” | |
| 6. |  The Freedom Jesus Complex of Republicania | Corporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone | “The only thing worse than communism is democrats!” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of The Obsidian Ghost | Iron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality | “Formless memories linger” | |
| 8. |  The Sultanate of Mininai I | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “All hail the grumpy burrito” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of NRA Trackers | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “The right to bear arms” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Untruths | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “It's not a lie, exactly...” |
