The World World Census

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir	Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies	“People will stare. Make it worth their while.”
2.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“How will you act?”
4.	The Very Masculine Nation of Rands Objectivity	Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians	“Gargantuan Love God”
5.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
6.	The Free Land of Oregonian	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Alis Volat Propiis”
7.	The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself	Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship	“All is well.”
8.	The United States of Lady-Liberty	Anarchy Lawless Wasteland	“...yearning to breathe free.”
9.	The Blocked Colon of IrritableBowelSyndrome	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Death to those who are askin' for it.”
10.	The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Macedonia Forever	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Freedom for the peoples”