The World World Census
The Nudest in the World
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Exhibitionist Meritocracy of Ceffyltir | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “People will stare. Make it worth their while.” | |
2. | The Smash Hit Movie Version of Brocklandia | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Now playing!” | |
3. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | The Eyes Wide Shut of Dangerous Liaisons | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Don't you want to go where the rainbow ends?” | |
5. | The Zombie Free Colony of Brexas5 | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “What's Next?” | |
6. | The Second Best Patriots of Second Best Misc Storage 6 | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “not in use” | |
7. | The Very Slow APNG of Second Best Misc Storage 8 | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “blinks” | |
8. | The Rare Sight of S2 Rares Collector | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “The largest collection to ever be completed!” | |
9. | The Community of Skyclad | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “Needing of Naught” | |
10. | The Website of E621 net | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Love wins” |