by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,855th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Endless Flight of NullityCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“Dream till the night dies”
12.The Most Serene and Holy Empire of Al MutwakkilFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“الجشع جيد”
13.The CookiEvee of CaveDwellerCorporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone“Balance your Virtues”
14.The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other CondimentsIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“[REDACTED]”
15.The Perfect Nation of Newer GehennaIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”
16.The Heralds of Immolation of Laws and BylawsCorrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship“Where there's a will, there's litigious license.”
17.The Corporations Republic of CartalmaCapitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians“Paradise™”
18.The Free Land of DensonIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Obey or Die”
19.The Rogue Nation of East NikkoAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Whatever you want”
20.The Ace Basketball Player of KagamiMoralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People“Life is about challenges”
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