by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in the Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Pacific is ranked 11,920th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
41.The Imperium of WardenLibertarian Police State Government-Enforced Political Correctness Society“There is no escape from a savage”
42.The V2 Missile Range of SchwarzgeratNew York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy“A screaming comes across the sky.”
43.The Colony of ScaelesAnarchy Lawless Wasteland“Pride and Industry”
44.The Texas Chain Saw Massacre of LeatherfaceCapitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters“You are what you eat, So eat what you are”
45.The Dictatorship of Southern MallapubCorporate Police State Entrepreneurial Freedom Zone“Profit Over People!”
46.The Dominion of Tetsukaze WukongFather Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship“Eternity is now”
47.The Federation of LycenIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“There is no other country better than Lycen”
48.The Federal Alliance of MorganhamIron Fist Socialists Inevitably Bloody Result of Liberal Ideals Mugged By Reality“Ruling for twenty years with the same motto! ...Wait -”
49.The Elizbastanian Protectorate of StrasilIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Unite, for the Future!”
50.The Federation of TisreelIron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce“Might Makes Right”
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