The Most Scientifically Advanced in Capitalist Paradise
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 1,273rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We are always pretty” | |
| 2. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Kingdom of TalAkMaChen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Inhale courage, exhale force – I am who makes your laws” | |
| 4. |  The Hive City of Blue Embassy | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “Liberty in Mind and Body” | |
| 5. |  The Free Secular Federation of Nation of Quebec | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “Friends Close, Enemies Closer” | |
| 6. |  The Confederacy of Gespain | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Laissez faire, laissez passer” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic States of Viperreich | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State | “For the glory and the grace of our nation” | |
| 8. |  The Benevolent Utopia of Kbedians | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “The infectiousness of crime is like that of the plague.” | |
| 9. |  The Capitalist Alliance of The-CID | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Justice Above All” | |
| 10. |  The Libertarian Republic of Freedombourg | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Live Free and Crimeless, or else...” |
