The Fattest Citizens in Capitalist Paradise
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 375th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Constitutional Republic of Sucrati | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “With Integrity, Honor, and Faith, We Shall Endure” | |
| 32. |  The Supreme Empire of Zeeky Bomb | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “uhhh.... ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG” | |
| 33. |  The Plutocracy of Eurasia Atlantic Corporation | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Ambition is the Currency of Progress” | |
| 34. |  The Sub Hunter Nation of Comte De Grasse | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Haze Gray And Underway” | |
| 35. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 36. |  The Republic of Freddy Fazbear Pizza | Corporate Bordello Patriotic Business Zone | “Where fantasy and fun comes to life! - Phone Guy” | |
| 37. |  The Borderlands of Turkuse | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Foo bar” | |
| 38. |  The Industrial Slaughterhouses of Porkopolis | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “Eat Bacon!!!” | |
| 39. |  The Ultra Productivity Sector of Cyborga | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “I'll have the sirloin, and a WD-40” | |
| 40. |  The Free Land of Freedom Capitalists | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Freedom and Capital. A better Spain.” |
