The World World Census

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Great Astronaut of Neil Armstrong	Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites	“I see stars.”
2.	The Kingdom of Kaigi	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
3.	The Plutocratic Kingdom of Uhuh-Ropa	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“Este nix pax, christe nix!”
4.	The Most Serene Republic of Einstonia	Democratic Socialists Hell	“Religion without science is blind.”
5.	The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”
6.	The United Socialist States of Span	Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies	“We Own Y'all!”
7.	The Empire of Corsaria	Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship	“Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.”
8.	The Republic of Kyupaa	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“O, Wind, if Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?”
9.	The Forest Realm of Wolfhawk	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Gay Marriage State	“To Dream the Impossible Dream”
10.	The Fielzão of Timao	Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone	“Timão Eô!”