The Nudest in Capitalist Paradise
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Capitalist Paradise is ranked 5,067th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of North Yon Ang Direequeltow | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Lepus” | |
| 2. |  The Infection of Edgemaster | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Amazing Family Jewels | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Deez nutz” | |
| 4. |  The Sentai Team of PR RPM | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “RPM, get in gear!” | |
| 5. |  The Jingoistic States of Uxorem meam | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur” | |
| 6. |  The 27 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Moonbat Free Since '63” | |
| 7. |  The Hyper-Dimensional Neo-Nexus of Caelestius | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Perfection Manifested” | |
| 8. |  The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “We are always pretty” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Avimimus | Anarchy Lawless Wasteland | “Me ineptum” | |
| 10. |  The Free Land of Anarcho Capitalism Forever | Capitalizt Freedom-Loving Libertarians | “Don't Tread On Me” |
