The Most Primitive in the West Pacific
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 19,379th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Thord | Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone | “We're barely a society” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Commune of Camari | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Don’t even think about it” | |
| 4. |  The Dictatorship of Serpens Corniger | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “The Horned Serpent Rises” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of Molye Kloronowa | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 6. |  The Invasive scent of Oil Paints | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “You can smell us two houses over” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Emmelinicks | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Like a willow, I can bend” | |
| 8. |  The Empire of Wakoshima | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.” | |
| 9. |  The Archipelago of Con Nihawitan | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 10. |  The Basket Case of Kerkermeister | Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship | “Stay” |
