The Most Primitive in The Hole To Hide In
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Hole To Hide In is ranked 26,538th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Matriarchy of Ashcina | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “When comes fall, all leaves fall.” | |
| 2. |  The Foresaken Lands of Soviestan | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Not even God can save you” | |
| 3. |  The Queendom of Heckington | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 4. |  The Grand Duchy of Flover9 | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Strive for greatness” | |
| 5. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Pumorilands | Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of Knights of Lolbri | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists | “For us, for God!” | |
| 7. |  The Steppe States of Torimia | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Praise be the Wind Mother” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Naacal | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “From Depths to Peaks, United We Prosper” | |
| 9. |  The Most Serene Republic of Sovereign States of Skylarvania | Civil Rights Lovefest Nation-Hating Hippies | “It is what it is” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Anticona | Moralistic Democracy Ordinary Decent Hardworking People | “Na di pipul dɛn” |
