The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
2. | The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Where's my wallet?” | |
3. | The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why bother?” | |
4. | The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Root is God” | |
5. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Poliorket” | |
6. | The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
7. | The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” | |
8. | The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
9. | The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Not That We Care” | |
10. | The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “In J.R. We Trust” |