The World World Census
The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World
These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan | New York Times Democracy New York Crimes So-Called Democracy | “Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.” | |
| 2. |  The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia Drugged-Out Hippies | “Where's my wallet?” | |
| 3. |  The Ironwill Dictatorship of Trixmonia | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Why bother?” | |
| 4. |  The Freedom of TheSource | Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce | “Root is God” | |
| 5. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Demetrij | Democratic Socialists Hell | “Poliorket” | |
| 6. |  The MACEDONIAN EMPIRE of Philip V | Capitalist Paradise Decent Hardworking Self-Starters | “Macedonia for the Macedonians” | |
| 7. |  The Territory of Of the People-L | Right-wing Utopia Utopia | “From Sea to Shining Sea!” | |
| 8. |  The Barbaric Empire of Xeraph | Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship | “Forgive............................Never!!!!” | |
| 9. |  The Gull Flag Republic of Iansisle | Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites | “Not That We Care” | |
| 10. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Compulsory Consumerist State Aspirational Worker State | “In J.R. We Trust” |
