The South PacificBoard

It has been a while since we visited; please excuse us while we catch up a little.

Auphelia wrote:

We do so have classes on searching for a beau!

“How to Drop a Handkerchief to Indicate Desire” or “Introduction to Dance Card Etiquette” are all the rage with our young women. We’re just not whores, darling unless we are compensated properly

What’s next, you want us to just flash our ankles at any man that passes by? Or, heaven forbid, woman! Lesbianism is fine, but only after you have trapped a wealthy man into marriage without a prenuptial financial arrangement.

So true! And a lady should never reveal her assets until the most opportune time.
But we do wonder about Auphelia‘s extensive knowledge concerning the maladies of Bulgarian prostitutes...

Klysevia wrote:

I have communications authority in three different regions and I've never actually suppressed a post in any of them.

That was also the case for poor Babes without borders before the Mod sweep finished both her main and all of her puppets.

Si-topia wrote:

Lol yeahhh you're not the only one that's thought that :p
I'm not sure I've ever said my real name here before... Should I? Eh what the heck, it's Sierra.

A beautiful name for a lovely TSP poster!

Cladonia wrote:

My real name is Olaf. So my nickname is of course the Snowman from Frozen, it's also an Scandinavian name (from an old Swedish king long time ago)

Names have been changed to protect the innocent!—Dragnet

Si-topia wrote:

Oh it's okay, I'm a Coke person too. Pepsi is wayyy too sweet

Coke once recognized that fact too! Remember the fiasco when New Coke replaced Coke Classic?

Si-topia wrote:

I'mma bad person I know :p

Sweetie, aren’t we all a little bad?

Erinor wrote:

It is the best.

Take Dr. Pepper at 10:00, 2:00, and 4:00 for best results!

I am sad to say that our empress has been diagnosed with a very common condition for a very uncommon person, cell deterioration as a result of her demigod physiology....

She has several great grandchildren, one of which has been chosen to take the throne. Her correlation will be announced soon.

Si-topia wrote:

Lol yeahhh you're not the only one that's thought that :p
I'm not sure I've ever said my real name here before... Should I? Eh what the heck, it's Sierra.

You know, your bravery inspired me! So now, anyone on the rmb right now can know my name!

The stickmin empire wrote:

Ok now I feel weird because my name is Andrew too so I'm going to just... NOT.

Battle of the Andrews.
Right now.
Winner gets to keep the name.

Si-topia wrote:

I'mma bad person I know :p

Betraying your family, being a dragon - it's a pity you didn't win the game of council seats thrones.

Witchcraft and Sorcery wrote:

I am currently the only one with access to the nation, and I was busy immediately after update.

I usually post it within a couple hours of the orders post. Not always right after, but with enough time for people to see it. Thanks for posting this one, but I usually get to it relatively quickly if not always right away.

Tsk, tsk. Is that corruption I smell?

Naughty, naughty.

Erinor wrote:

Well... Of course. If I didn't tell you, how would you know?

The old fortune teller who lives in a shack on the edge of town? Where else would be get our news and pickled eggs?

Volaworand wrote:

Probably Polish or maybe Greek?

If it's Concrete, he's probably a Greenlander. With their glaciers melting to quickly, positively horrifying amounts of sand and silt and clay that were trapped in the ice are being released and settling into their bays. If this global warming business keeps up, they'll be the next construction capital of the world.

So don't trust them at any climate summits.

Moaning Lisa wrote:

So true! And a lady should never reveal her assets until the most opportune time.
But we do wonder about Auphelia‘s extensive knowledge concerning the maladies of Bulgarian prostitutes...

You don't finance a lifestyle like mine solely on government embezzlement and one brothel, darling. The Pleasure Centre is an international conglomerate with branches in countries you haven't eaten heard of.

The Bulgarians are a living nightmare, though. I don't know what it is with them and chlamydia, truly, I don't.

New Front wrote:

She has several great grandchildren, one of which has been chosen to take the throne. Her correlation will be announced soon.

Do you mean coronation, pet? I know how truly horrible autocorrect can be.

Moaning Lisa wrote:

Take Dr. Pepper at 10:00, 2:00, and 4:00 for best results!

Funnily enough, that's how we cure the chlamydia.

Auphelia wrote:

Betraying your family, being a dragon - it's a pity you didn't win the game of council seats thrones.

Tsk, tsk. Is that corruption I smell?

Naughty, naughty.

The old fortune teller who lives in a shack on the edge of town? Where else would be get our news and pickled eggs?

If it's Concrete, he's probably a Greenlander. With their glaciers melting to quickly, positively horrifying amounts of sand and silt and clay that were trapped in the ice are being released and settling into their bays. If this global warming business keeps up, they'll be the next construction capital of the world.

So don't trust them at any climate summits.

You don't finance a lifestyle like mine solely on government embezzlement and one brothel, darling. The Pleasure Centre is an international conglomerate with branches in countries you haven't eaten heard of.

The Bulgarians are a living nightmare, though. I don't know what it is with them and chlamydia, truly, I don't.

Do you mean coronation, pet? I know how truly horrible autocorrect can be.

Funnily enough, that's how we cure the chlamydia.

Yes,
This will be the first time we have a true successor take over. Rebecca has been the state leader for over 300 years.

New Front wrote:

Yes,
This will be the first time we have a true successor take over. Rebecca has been the state leader for over 300 years.

300...?

those demigods really can live forever...

Klysevia wrote:

300...?

those demigods really can live forever...

That was our hope but I’m glad we prepared anyway.

New Front wrote:

That was our hope but I’m glad we prepared anyway.

I'm sure she'll be happy to finally see her wife again, even if it means passing on and going to whatever your nation's equivalent of heaven is.

Klysevia wrote:

I'm sure she'll be happy to finally see her wife again, even if it means passing on and going to whatever your nation's equivalent of heaven is.

I’m sure she will, also thanks for reading the character file :)

Can we all agree that all names are irrelevant and only the people behind the names matter?

No? Don't worry, all of your names are great :)

EDIT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MELIX TO CANCEL ME: New Front I always enjoy reading factbooks whenever I get the chance. What I can't seem to do, however, I actually write one.

Klysevia wrote:

Can we all agree that all names are irrelevant and only the people behind the names matter?

No? Don't worry, all of your names are great :)

Aww, yes that's very true

Klysevia wrote:

Can we all agree that all names are irrelevant and only the people behind the names matter?

No? Don't worry, all of your names are great :)

EDIT BECAUSE I DON'T WANT MELIX TO CANCEL ME: New Front I always enjoy reading factbooks whenever I get the chance. What I can't seem to do, however, I actually write one.

I don't see a reason in this post to cancel you. What makes you think I would want to cancel you?

Si-topia wrote:

Woah really? I've never heard that name before, interesting.

My name is so rare that half of the people I know in real life mistakenly or purposely call me "Winston".

Moaning Lisa wrote:

We’re you named after W. H. Auden? Then your last name must be something like Nixon, right?

To the former, yes. To the latter - I will neither confirm nor deny. :stuck_out_tongue:
*winks at Cohuila Y Tejas, Purple Hyacinth, and The gilded ray*