The PacificBoard

IC: At War Peace general staff HQ in London

"Sir, we have new reports from Antarctica."
"Not now, the guerrillas just attacked a military base and killed around 6 War Peace 123 soldiers. Just put it on hold."
"Sir, this is urgent."
"No, we have been swamped with new operations, the transport of half of a million people to the territory, and trying to help our allies to develop the space program. I have stayed up for 22 hours. If it isn't war, just put it on hold until things quiet down."
"Bu"
"NO, Antarctica is a pacifist country who is cordial with us. Nothing there would happen just like any other day..."

San Medici wrote:

You've always been the good guy in our books so the chances of you losing your Good Noodle Award are very slim.

I’m not sure how many wars you’ve seen me fight, but we’ve committed lots of war crimes. We just commit them against the “bad guys.”

Ancapstands wrote:

* buys all the rice wine in your nation*

I have the power now

I have Burma in my Territory and their Opium is much better anyways.

Ancapstands wrote:

Ok, they killed my people when we did nothing wrong, they were on ancap land! People tried to surrender only to he shot by the protesters! We told them to leave and they did not! We told them we were going to shoot them and they didn’t leave! We told them we were going to Napalm them and they didn’t leave!

Okay, so then you decided to kill 700,000 in retaliation? Do your military or police have no riot training or something?

Wubdich wrote:

That is correct, comrade. But we are forced to let that go rather unpunished, since the capitalist and fascist have banded together against us. And we are but a mere nation compared to them. Furthermore, let them fire first, and they'll lose all alliances of value to them.

Comrade, do not worry! I shall provide aid and assistance to you and other nations!

The Municipalities of Antarctica wrote:

We do not have enough forces to even dare try and bring war to the Ancaps... further, we were busy trying to stabilize our own economy and political situation due to the damage done by entire neighborhoods losing over half of their residents.
We can't afford war. And we can't afford trying to pressure a nation that does not care what it does to others.
It is, very much so. But it is what it is.

It is fine, we shall aid you. If you need any equipment, we can provide it at cost.

San Medici wrote:

Eh, war crimes are a small price to pay for justice.

Well, glad we’re in agreement. I’d hate to not be a good noodle just because I dropped some surrendering enemies off cliffs.

San Medici wrote:

Eh, war crimes are a small price to pay for justice.

*Anti-Ancap propaganda stops*

Strala wrote:

Okay, so then you decided to kill 700,000 in retaliation? Do your military or police have no riot training or something?Comrade, do not worry! I shall provide aid and assistance to you and other nations!It is fine, we shall aid you. If you need any equipment, we can provide it at cost.

Most thank you, comrade. In time of need, we will seek you.

Strala wrote:

Okay, so then you decided to kill 700,000 in retaliation? Do your military or police have no riot training or something?Comrade, do not worry! I shall provide aid and assistance to you and other nations!It is fine, we shall aid you. If you need any equipment, we can provide it at cost.

A peace treaty was already signed. Anyways, shortly after the incident, a civil war broke out in Ancaps killing around 2M people in total.

Ancapstands wrote:

* buys Burma*

No, that's not how it works you can't buy Burma that's my Territory and I did not consent to it.

Strala wrote:

It is fine, we shall aid you. If you need any equipment, we can provide it at cost.

We appreciate it, greatly, we may seek assistance in the provisions of new firearms for our forces... we are still operating with mere bolt-action rifles at this time, and they are not suitable for our needs.

Kathol rift wrote:

I’m not sure how many wars you’ve seen me fight, but we’ve committed lots of war crimes. We just commit them against the “bad guys.”

At least said warcrimes are 'justified' hm?

Nacoa dya wrote:

Ancapstands, you have been kicked from the Nairamey Coalition by executive order for the terrible crimes you committed against The Municipalities of Antarctica

Can I send Ambassador?

The second qing dynasty wrote:

No, that's not how it works you can't buy Burma that's my Territory and I did not consent to it.

non-humans act like animals, they are not to be trusted.

Nacoa dya wrote:

Sure just hold on ima go eat dinner

Anyone I can invade?