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America
America, f*ck yeah!
Coming again to save the mother f*cking day, yeah
America, f*ck yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah
Terrorist your game is through 'cause now you have to answer too
America, f*ck yeah!
So lick my b*tt and suck on my balls
America, f*ck yeah!
What you gonna to do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
F*ck yeah!
McDonalds, f*ck yeah!
Wal-Mart, f*ck yeah!
The Gap, f*ck yeah!
Baseball, f*ck yeah!
NFL, f*ck yeah!
Rock and roll, f*ck yeah!
The Internet, f*ck yeah!
Slavery, f*ck yeah!
F*ck yeah!
Starbucks, f*ck yeah!
Disney world, f*ck yeah!
P*rno, f*ck yeah!
Valium, f*ck yeah!
Reebok's, f*ck yeah!
Fake t*ts, f*ck yeah!
Sushi, f*ck yeah!
Taco Bell, f*ck yeah!
Rodeos, f*ck yeah!
Bed bath and beyond
F*ck yeah, f*ck yeah
Liberty, f*ck yeah!
White Slips, f*ck yeah!
The Alamo, f*ck yeah!
Band-aids, f*ck yeah!
Las Vegas, f*ck yeah!
Christmas, f*ck yeah!
Immigrants, f*ck yeah!
Popeye, f*ck yeah!
Demarcates, f*ck yeah!
Republicans
F*ck yeah, f*ck yeah
Sportsmanship
Books
Fahking and Imperial Alexandrias
I'll take everything
So yeah, that....
ah thanks good to know
Dont forget I can regenerate
*puts a book on the table, with the title other exotic choices we have*
here you are sir
Erm... is there any semen around to sip on?
MMM. Takes a bite
*regenerates chocolate lost from bite*
Tastes good! *Eats the whole rabbit.*
wow, that makes you extra useful! can I write you on my list of desserts?
ya, go ahead he likes it!
ah, nooo!
*body regenerates outside*
did you get what you need or rather not yet?
Hi, welcome!
Endorse you for what? To come and drink here? no problem, dude!
Yes, I'll definitely be coming around next time! (0w0)-b superior service!
*takes a small kitchen knife and cuts a lemon into pieces*
dissection?
Not? damn, I don't get it. Anyway, a drink for you, my Son of Morning? Dewritolia announced an upcoming delivery of Polands finest Wodka to this bar asap? He was also talking about some Mountain Dew and mixing? Not sure what you guys are doing over there but alright...
Wodka? Don't you mean Vodka, my fellow?
I'm a orc don't ask me about spelling, I'm pretty sure it tastes the same, or even better with the 'W'. A ó instead of an o wouldn't harm as well, trust me.
oh, and btw, don't blame me for grammer and expressions or using the completely wrong words, too. I have an artistic license, somewhere... and an huge battle axe!!
Speaking of battle axes... has a virgin come in yet?
Fahking and Imperial Alexandrias
Today's after-drink menu:
Slightly undercooked pizza with extra grease
Heart Attack burger
Beer-soaked french fries
Whiskey Cake
Fahking and Imperial Alexandrias
Ich wil take it!
mhm, not sure, you don't insist on female ones, I hope?
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