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America
America

America, f*ck yeah!
Coming again to save the mother f*cking day, yeah
America, f*ck yeah!
Freedom is the only way, yeah

Terrorist your game is through 'cause now you have to answer too
America, f*ck yeah!
So lick my b*tt and suck on my balls
America, f*ck yeah!
What you gonna to do when we come for you now

It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
F*ck yeah!

McDonalds, f*ck yeah!
Wal-Mart, f*ck yeah!
The Gap, f*ck yeah!
Baseball, f*ck yeah!

NFL, f*ck yeah!
Rock and roll, f*ck yeah!
The Internet, f*ck yeah!
Slavery, f*ck yeah!

F*ck yeah!

Starbucks, f*ck yeah!
Disney world, f*ck yeah!
P*rno, f*ck yeah!
Valium, f*ck yeah!

Reebok's, f*ck yeah!
Fake t*ts, f*ck yeah!
Sushi, f*ck yeah!
Taco Bell, f*ck yeah!

Rodeos, f*ck yeah!
Bed bath and beyond
F*ck yeah, f*ck yeah

Liberty, f*ck yeah!
White Slips, f*ck yeah!
The Alamo, f*ck yeah!
Band-aids, f*ck yeah!

Las Vegas, f*ck yeah!
Christmas, f*ck yeah!
Immigrants, f*ck yeah!
Popeye, f*ck yeah!

Demarcates, f*ck yeah!
Republicans
F*ck yeah, f*ck yeah
Sportsmanship
Books

The great lucho bar wrote:Hello what drink you want

I'll take everything

Mao pingpong wrote:I'm going to a HUGE music festival this summer, June 17th-20th in Chicago. EDM and Techno music. I'm honestly just going because S3RL will be there. What are you guys doing this summer?

So yeah, that....

Chocolate rabbit wrote:
I'm a cute little chocolate rabbit, you can.. eat me

ah thanks good to know

New Jermany wrote:ah thanks good to know

Dont forget I can regenerate

Soobaeet wrote:Uhhh... what other "exotic" choices do you have?

*puts a book on the table, with the title other exotic choices we have*

here you are sir

New Jermany wrote:ah thanks good to know

Erm... is there any semen around to sip on?

Chocolate rabbit wrote:Dont forget I can regenerate

MMM. Takes a bite

Soobaeet wrote:MMM. Takes a bite

*regenerates chocolate lost from bite*

Chocolate rabbit wrote:*regenerates chocolate lost from bite*

Tastes good! *Eats the whole rabbit.*

Chocolate rabbit wrote:Dont forget I can regenerate

wow, that makes you extra useful! can I write you on my list of desserts?

Soobaeet wrote:MMM. Takes a bite

ya, go ahead he likes it!

Soobaeet wrote:Tastes good! *Eats the whole rabbit.*

ah, nooo!

*body regenerates outside*

Soobaeet wrote:Erm... is there any semen around to sip on?

Soobaeet wrote:Tastes good! *Eats the whole rabbit.*

did you get what you need or rather not yet?

The communist regimine of foop wrote:hi

Hi, welcome!

The communist regimine of foop wrote:endorse me

Endorse you for what? To come and drink here? no problem, dude!

New Jermany wrote:did you get what you need or rather not yet?

Yes, I'll definitely be coming around next time! (0w0)-b superior service!

Neupolska wrote:Wrong Dissection

*takes a small kitchen knife and cuts a lemon into pieces*

dissection?

Not? damn, I don't get it. Anyway, a drink for you, my Son of Morning? Dewritolia announced an upcoming delivery of Polands finest Wodka to this bar asap? He was also talking about some Mountain Dew and mixing? Not sure what you guys are doing over there but alright...

Wodka? Don't you mean Vodka, my fellow?

North yeneva wrote:Wodka? Don't you mean Vodka, my fellow?

I'm a orc don't ask me about spelling, I'm pretty sure it tastes the same, or even better with the 'W'. A ó instead of an o wouldn't harm as well, trust me.

New Jermany wrote:I'm a orc don't ask me about spelling, I'm pretty sure it tastes the same, or even better with the 'W'. A ó instead of an o wouldn't harm as well, trust me.

oh, and btw, don't blame me for grammer and expressions or using the completely wrong words, too. I have an artistic license, somewhere... and an huge battle axe!!

New Jermany wrote:oh, and btw, don't blame me for grammer and expressions or using the completely wrong words, too. I have an artistic license, somewhere... and an huge battle axe!!

Speaking of battle axes... has a virgin come in yet?

La cucaracha 2

Today's after-drink menu:
Slightly undercooked pizza with extra grease
Heart Attack burger
Beer-soaked french fries
Whiskey Cake

La cucaracha 2 wrote:Today's after-drink menu:
Slightly undercooked pizza with extra grease
Heart Attack burger
Beer-soaked french fries
Whiskey Cake

Ich wil take it!

Soobaeet wrote:Speaking of battle axes... has a virgin come in yet?

mhm, not sure, you don't insist on female ones, I hope?

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