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Hi!
I just wanted to wish everyone here a good day.

Does anyone here have cats?

Belovia wrote:Does anyone here have cats?

Of course.

Belovia wrote:Does anyone here have cats?

yep

FASTERCAT wrote:Of course.

is your Cat a Speed Addict by chance ?

Federation of American States wrote:is your Cat a Speed Addict by chance ?

They're both adults; I don't ask about their outdoor lives though I suspect one of being on crack. She is bi-polar and gets the zoomies sometimes. She could be getting it from the neighborhood strays.

Federation of American States wrote:is your Cat a Speed Addict by chance ?

He's the speed dealer

Hi, how are you?

No one answered 🤡

There are 122 people here and no one speaks?

Sometimes it's rather quiet in here

Snorlaxia wrote:Sometimes it's rather quiet in here

Honestly, yes, I could put my cat, who is more active than a squirrel addicted to sugar, in a nut factory, and he would fall deeply asleep.

Rothbard-Hoppe-Mises-Menger-Böhm Bawerk

Gespain and American argentina

Argeentina wrote:Rothbard-Hoppe-Mises-Menger-Böhm Bawerk

¡Viva la libertad, carajo!

American argentina

Argeentina wrote:Rothbard-Hoppe-Mises-Menger-Böhm Bawerk

Empobrecedores FC

Stomachacheese

American argentina

Belovia wrote:Empobrecedores FC

A quién propones tú?

American argentina wrote:A quién propones tú?

Nestor, Cristina, Grabois, Santoro, pero sobre todo, Perón

Our latest Emissary Report/Breaking Wave is now available. Without a doubt, this is the best issue yet.

Stats of the Month: February 2024

10000 Islands | Population: 884 nations | Delegate Endorsements: 231 endorsements
A Taco Paradise | Population: 199 nations
| Delegate Endorsements: 61 endorsements

The Breaking Wave
and Monthly Emissary Report

All the latest news from 10000 Islands: Jan - Feb 2024

February 6, 2024
by Jeanine Cutoffs
Republic of Pantso
XKI Liaison Officer


TITO Command

Has your region been invaded, or do you want to get in touch with TITO? If so, contact one of the following nations:

Chief Executive: Markanite
Field Commander: Flying Eagles

Tactical Officers
Kanta Hame
Valentian Elysium
Onfande
Astrobolt
Smugglers and Mercs (TITO EF)
Woonsocket (TITO EF)

Executive Officers
Pantso
Wille-Harlia

Government

10,000 Islands is governed by the Council of Nine, made up of a Chief Executive, an elected Delegate and four elected Senators, and three appointed Ministers. The Council votes on legislation, embassy openings and closures, and other matters as required by the Chief Executive.

Discussions over most legislation take place in the LinkNon-Secure Chamber.

Chief Executive: Markanite LinkOffice
Delegate: AstroboltLinkOffice

Senators
Lyonesse East (Houses): Keswickholt (Senior Senator)LinkOffice
New Republica South (Debates and Discussions): Lenlyvit
Himes West (Role Play): AxeCapitalLinkOffice
Blue Canaria North (Emissary Report): PantsoLinkOffice

Ministers
Education: Valentian ElysiumLinkOffice
Culture: Wille-Harlia LinkOffice
Immigration: AschenteLinkOffice

Information about other government officials of 10000 Islands can be found Linkhere.

News from Around the Islands

Green Sky Terror at A Taco Archipelago

AxeCapital and the team of XKI Roleplay Commissioners have put together a deep and complex narrative of terror, politics, environmental catastrophe, and interstellar warfare. Anti-terrorist factions, made up of nations new to RP as well as old hands, have risen up to retake the territories seized by Al-Caeda, Kalatova, and Committee for Charity and Solidarity.

We reached out to these terrorist leaders to get their viewpoint on the war between Krystalveil and Margaux, the Green Sky catastrophe which turned Terra’s sky a sickly green, the dimensional portal which annihilated half the world’s population, and their plans. They had this to say in response:

Al Caeda (The Wave’s questions are in bold):
What are the goals of your organization? Who is in charge?
"I, Usama II bin Laden, am the current leader of Al-Caeda. We are freedom fighters for the people and fundamentally oppose Monarchies. We will save the world from these royal tyrants!"
What is your take on the war between Krystalveil and Margaux and the Green Sky catastrophe? How can we guard against the side effects of additional superweapons used by these two empires?
"Let those Imperials kill each other. We will kill whoever remains of the two."
For the leaders of those groups involved in the creation of the portal, what was your goal in creating the portal? Did you intend to annihilate half the population of the solar system, or was that a side effect you simply took advantage of? Now that you have control over so much territory, what are next goals?
Those who perished were infidels and deserved to be decimated. The territories we control are the will of the people, we will not stop until the entire planet and the rest of the solar system fall under our control. Those who stand in our way will face certain death!“

In response to our queries, Kalatova issued a pre-recorded monologue via radio:
The radio is in static silence as there is no response at the table. However, a weak prerecorded signal eventually reaches. in a monologued voice.
'History...history is not made by perfecting the present. Practically no one remembers that the Germans invented a slightly better fighter plane during this time, that time, bla bla bla...History is, how do I put this ...special. History, is made by shaping the future. Think of, let's say, the Reich. They were indisputably bad. But... they accomplished feats no one had done before, and left a permanent mark on history. They invented something the world had never seen, and yet, it succeeded. Sure, not all ideas are winners, but - execute it well - you can change the world. You don't listen when you're told to 'think outside the box' due to how confusing it seems. Yet, that's the world. Napoleon didn't conquer Europe because he had many men. Hannibal wasn't remembered because the Romans were absolute buffoons. They won ...because they innovated the way things were. They knew how to play the game, and they were damn good at it. So, try to take every opportunity you can, because the world ...changes.
A small sigh is heard in the noise of the background.
You know, there's one more quote I found, and it's kind of grown on me. 'Fear is a hammer. And with a solid hammer, and a couple nails...you can build an empire. Or pry away at the pieces that just...don't...fit. The nails don't know what they're making, whether it's good, or bad...they just know the weight of the hammer.'
The radio returns to silence.
Al-Caeda has been heavily engaged by forces of the Anti-Terrorist Coalition of Defense (ACOD) with Pantso and Wille-Harlia coordinating attacks on one flank while Second Peenadian holds the line on the other. Al-Caeda has recently ceded some ground to Wille-Harlian forces. We had a chance to speak with ACOD’s leader, Macrasetia, who released this statement:

“*Since I'm technically in charge of ACOD, I think it's a good idea to promote my ultimate alliance on the Breaking Wave:)
Basically, ACOD (Anti-Terrorist Coalition of Defense) is like an alliance that assures mutual defense of members. You have freedom to do whatever you want, there's no saying 'You may not attack the terrorists until you go through 20 sets of paperwork', so go crazy if you want to;)
*As for the war between Krys and Margaux, I honestly have no take because my nation is actually kind of a Switzerland. Advice: Just don't use superweapons.
*The way I'm dealing with this stuff is classified, but I do plan to explore the portal in the far far future.”
As of this writing the Wave has not yet received a response from the leadership of other factions.
Al-Caeda is not the only terrorist faction under siege; AxeCapitals’ “Terra Alliance for National and Global Order” (TANGO) has engaged Kalatova. Separate operations by AxeCapital, The Galactic American Imperium, Zebastani, and The World Defense Organization threaten Kalatova as well.

The Joint Task Force - Operation Swift Justice (JTF-OSJ) has not been silent either, with leader Transisrael and South Adria beginning Operation Shining Light and ramping up production of warfighting materiel.

Nations in 10000 Islands or A Taco Paradise interested in joining the conflict should check out these dispatches about the Green Sky Terror event and RP on A Taco Archipelago. Hope to see you there!

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XKI Game-Side

A Taco Paradise Transitions to Frontier

After a long wait and a great deal of planning, A Taco Paradise has officially become a frontier! Reinforcements from TITO and XKI’s allies helped to shore up defenses during the transition to guarantee a smooth transition, and coast watchers carefully followed raider movement to make sure there would be no surprises.

When asked for comment, XKI’s Chief Executive Markanite responded “I'd like to thanks Lenlyvit, TITO Command, our Ministry of Immigration and all the Regional Officers of A Taco Paradise for their hard work to build up the region. A lot of work has gone into it and we all really appreciate it. Thank you to all the citizens in ATP and XKI who make this community so great !”

His Excellency Parsend has officially taken the role as Governor.

Recruiting Rampage!

The House Cup competition has fueled a strong recruiting drive, with XKI adding dozens of new nations in both 10000 Islands and A Taco Paradise in just a few weeks. In January alone the recruiting team sent over 2,000 telegrams, with Jabberwocky, the new Deputy Minister for Immigration, far and away leading the count with over 1500.

Recruiters are competing for the honor of their House. The House with the most recruits during the drive will win the coveted House Cup to display as a trophy in their own Hall until the end of time. Recruiters also earn Tacos for their efforts as well as awards and badges to display on their own Proboards forum profile.

Jabberwocky posted the statistics for January in the Ministry of Information sub-board Linkhere

Want to join the recruiting team? Join the forum and check out Linkthis thread.


XKI Achievements

The 10,000 Islands congratulates several of its citizens and residents this month for their accomplishments:
~ Jabberwocky, of the House of the Defenders, has been named Deputy Minister of Immigration, helping MoI Aschente with recruiting new nations and advertising for the recruiting team on the RMB.
~ Venvee Republic, of the House of the Sword, has been appointed Master of Tacos and will be responsible for paying out the various XKI government employees.
~ Manneo Varo has had an exceptional couple of months, having been appointed Deputy for Lyonnesse East, and earning the coveted Rookie of the Quarter award!
~ South Sene Xhic has been made Ambassador to the Union of Democratic States
~ Aquachromia has been tapped for Cultural Officer to assist MoC Wille-Harlia in putting together the regional contests, games, and events we all enjoy.


XKI Financials

~ LinkJanuary 2024 Mortimer report

The Mortimer Report is a summary of financial activity, including payouts for Islander investments, stocks, and any events that may have impacted these investments. It is released by the Regional Reserve each month and covers the previous month’s activities.

~ LinkJanuary 2023 Rich List

The Rich List is a ranking of the most valuable Islander accounts, in Tacos, including both terrestrial and celestial assets. To make the rich list, start earning Tacos by taking a job that pays Tacos, participating in contests, and taking advantage of Taco Islands Charities generous incentives for new nations. Buy properties from the bank, invest in stocks, or start a business in the Marketplace, and watch your pile of Tacos grow!

Nations interested learning more about XKI’s economy can learn more in the LinkRegional Reserve Office


House Call

~ The House Cup competition continues for several more days, until the 19th of February, with the winner announced on Leap Day, February 29. The House Cup is awarded to the House that recruits the most new members during the time allotted.

In addition, Keswickholt has announced a contest to submit a design for a logo for the XKI Housing Association. Good designs will capture the essence of the Houses. To submit your design either PM it to Keswickholt on NS or Discord, or upload it to the #houses channel on the discord server.

New Arrivals

House of the Defenders: Manneo Varo and The World Defense Organization


Rotunda Rap

~ A lively discussion about recruiting new nations and how to recruit new recruiters is going on Linkhere

Additional discussions, brainstorms, and ideas for Council legislation are always welcome in the LinkPaffnia Rotunda!


Council of Nine Legislation

The Council is discussing several potential pieces of legislation in the LinkNon-Secure Chamber:

~ LinkReorganizing the Forum

~ A discussion on Linkthe forum and its purpose

~ Changes to the Linkawards program, focusing on the idea of awarding Titles and possibly a Coat of Arms, especially for nations involved in recruiting



Classifieds

~ Recruiters are always needed! Recruiters bring new nations into the region and for their efforts, become eligible for awards, badges, and Tacos. Nations interested in joining the recruiting team should check out Linkthis thread

~ Pantso has put out a call for a Deputy Senator for Blue Canaria North to help work on this Monthly Report

~ Astrobolt needs an Emissary to Forest to help maintain good relations and share information.

~ Astrobolt is also looking for a Secretary of State to help with the day-to-day matters of World Assembly resolution voting and discussion.

~AxeCapital has an open req for Role Play Commissioner, responsible for enforcing RP rules and orderly behavior in the RP regions.

~Wille-Harlia is seeking Cultural Officers to help plan regional events.

Other jobs may be available on the LinkJobs Bulletin Board. Most jobs pay monthly in Tacos, XKI’s regional currency.


About the Emissary Report

The 10KI Update is a monthly report about the regional happenings of XKI made by the Blue Canaria North Senator and the Deputy BCN Senator. Stay tuned for any updates!


More XKI!
Forum: Link10000islands.proboards.com
Discord: Linkdiscord.gg/4uWZbNS

Interested in XKI? All of our Foreign Affairs dispatches will be published by 10000 Islands Foreign Affairs, and posted in our embassy thread!


Hope to see you all next month, your XKI Update Staff is signing off!

~ Pantso, Astrobolt

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Belovia wrote:Nestor, Cristina, Grabois, Santoro, pero sobre todo, Perón

Jajajjajajajaaja

American argentina

Belovia wrote:Nestor, Cristina, Grabois, Santoro, pero sobre todo, Perón

Entonces tal vez el Paraíso Capitalista no debería ser tu región, si no comulgas con los valores capitalistas lo mejor que podrías hacer es abandonar la región a una con posturas más izquierdistas.

How many weeks of vacation do you give your full time workers in your NS nation?
region=10000_islands#poll

American argentina wrote:Entonces tal vez el Paraíso Capitalista no debería ser tu región, si no comulgas con los valores capitalistas lo mejor que podrías hacer es abandonar la región a una con posturas más izquierdistas.

1. Creo en el capitalismo regulado y sin explotación
2. No me tomo tan en serio esto como para buscar una region que se adapte exactamente a lo que pienso
Edit: y 3. Hago lo que se me canta

I don't know what to write, so, how are you?

Someone talk, I can almost hear an echo here.

echo echo echo...

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