Europe's Never Boring

Timing/Pronunciation

We Didn't Start the Fire

Laver Island, ESA, Korasta, Mongol Plain
Nukls-Andwicz, Drew Durnil, No (Bo)homo
Black Party, Adrien, Cytadela, Foucaults Garden
Outer Sparta, Jenesia, Saint Domingo

Laver Island, ee ess ay, Korasta, Mongol Plain
knuckle sandwich, Drew Durnil, No (Bo)ho-mo
Black Party, Ay dree en, Site adella, Foucaults Garden
Outer Sparta, Jenesia, Saint Do-ming-go

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnny Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Greifenburg, Naifon, Zombie Days, Arctic’s gone
Qroma, Lavlett line, EuroFounder is a spy
Bathera, Twente, Utop’s prey for TNP
Slavakino, Apabeossie, Terminus did you die?

Greifenburg, Nai-fon, Zombie Days, Arctic’s gone
Chrome-mah, Lavlett line, EuroFounder is a spy
Bathera, Twente, Utop’s prey for tee en pee
Slavakino, ah pah beh oh see, Terminus did you die?

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming away

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming awa-ay

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

Dabarastan, Wombelland, Reichson unfairly banned
Kaspinia, Black Yahlia, CAF’s found out
Alba-Nord, ModCom, New Nordic Union
Worst Nation Possible, “Knock it off, NOW!”

Dabarastan, Wombelland, Reichson unfairly banned
Kaspinia, Black Yahlia, kaffs found out
Alba-Nord, ModCom, New Nordic Uni-on
Worst Nation Possible, “Knock it off, NOW!”

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock around the Clock

Schultzheim, Regy, there are many Germanies
Lib or Krest? Like-spam, Dizgovzy, Satherland
Alsted, MSF, “Hail Norta!”, Dutch Riv
prison breaks, no roleplays, governmental ostriches

Schultzheim, Reh-jee, there are many Germanies
Lib or Krest? Like-spam, Dizgovzy, Satherland
Alsted, em ess eff, “Hail Norta!”, Dutch Riv
prison breaks, no roleplays, governmental ostriches

Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming away

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming awa-ay

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

Orient, Serb-Mac, never gonna have a map
Scarlett, fierce gay pride, Feria-Alkaline
Novgorod, Baska’s nuggs, the high horse is Samog’s
Commissar, Herbshire tried, Christmas countdown genocide

Orient, Serb-Mak, never gonna have a map
Scar-lit, fierce gay pride, Feria-Alkaline
Novgorod, Baska’s nuggs, the high horse is Samog’s
Commissar, Herbsh're tried, Christmas countdown genocide

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Eritei, Miharr, Pualo Country, Yahlia
Shongbao, Kiro, let’s play Baptist Bingo
We hate CCD, so many football leagues
Apple cider, Suo, Ragula had to go

Ee ree tee, Me-harr, Pwalo Country, Yahlia
Shongbao, Kiro, let’s play Baptist Bing-go
We hate see see dee, so many football leagues
Apple cider, Sue-oh, Ragula had to go

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola, and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming away

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming awa-ay

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

Galway, Edan, and it’s Great New Sealand
Nardin, Maarten, tabby cat invasion,
Deng of Central Africa, British Calradia
Potus, Aweland, weeb-hunting telegrams
Short shorts, there’s cocaine in pretend Hunger Games
Imperium Anglorum’s absolute dominion

Gal-way, Ed-an, and it’s Great New Sealand
Nar-din, Maar-ten, tabby cat invasion,
Deng of Central Africa, British Calradia
Po-tiss, aww-land, weeb-hunting telegrams
Short shorts, there’s cocaine, in pre-tend Hunger Games
Imperium, Anglorum’s, absolute domini-on

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say?

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming away

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming awa-ay

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

Triple-post, Reiserland, EuroNews back again
Temperate, mods wack, PoLiet, NSAC
Madagasikyara, Pilipinas Malaya
ANZACs in Iran, Bonza hates Italians,
Triscuitoon, DfC, choccy milk, KoD
parties of nationalists, foot-fetish cultists
Anti-technocratic war, Commission loses Gor
Jasper banned for porn, every single day there’s more!

Triple-post, Riserland, EuroNews back agan
Temp'rate, mods wack, PoLiet, en sack
Mad-ah-gas-ick-yara, Pilipinas Ma-la-ya
an zacks in Iran, Bonza hates Itali-ans,
triss kit oon, dee eff see, chokky milk, kay oh dee
parties of nation'lists, foot-fetish cul-tists
Anti-technocratic war, Com-mission loses Gor
Jas-per banned for porn, every single day there’s more!

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
And don’t you know?
The pages will grow (and grow x8)
Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming away
Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand and two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming away

Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
And don’t you know?
The pages will grow (and grow x8)
Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming awa-ay
Europe's never boring
There's been tons to do since two two thousand 'n two
Europe's never boring
We’re spending all our days just spamming awa-ay

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it but we tried to fight it

Europe's Never Boring Lyric

Meaning (descriptions accurate as of 1 May 2020)

Laver Island

Laver Island is the European RMB regular with the most RMB posts and likes recieved. He is popular in the region.

ESA

The earth systems alliance was a former European. He is generally remembered in a negative light due to his unpopular opinions on a variety of matters that embroiled the region in debate

Korasta

Korasta, formerly Ukcs, was an RMB regular

Mongol Plain

The mongol plain used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Nukls-Andwicz

Nukls-Andwicz, pronounced "knuckle sandwich", is an ancient European known for their now infrequent bursts of incoherence

Drew Durnil

Popular YouTuber Drew Durnil made a video about NationStates and the subsequent flood of his subscribers who joined the website lagged NationStates badly and massively increased the player-base

No (Bo)homo

Bohomo, a member of the 'Old Guard' has recently had their name joked about due to it's phonetic similarity to the phrase "no homo" in internet culture

Black Party

The black party was a former RMB regular

Adrien

Eurocord, the European Discord server, member adrien99

Cytadela

Cytadela used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Foucaults garden

Foucaults garden was a former member of the 'Old Guard', their legacy is one of sarcasm

Outer Sparta

Outer Sparta is an RMB regular and member of the 'Old Guard'

Jenesia

Jenesia was a former delegate of Europe

Saint Domingo

Saint domingo used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Greifenburg

Greifenburg is a member of the 'Old Guard'

Naifon

Naifon used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive. He was one of the memeiest Europeans and the first member of the Commission

Zombie Days

The annual Halloween NationStates event, Z-Day

Arctic's gone

The arctic confederacy was banned from Europe for anti-Semitic remarks. Being a generally well-liked nation, the ban was vocally condemned

Qroma

Qroma was a former RMB regular

Lavlett line

The popular 'ship of Laver Island and St Scarlett evolved into a monarchical family tree featuring many other Europeans

EuroFounder is a spy

Many Europeans believe our founder, EuroFounder, wielded unprecedented executive power during the EuroFounder Crisis to assist the Pacific during a war, because he is operated by someone who is influential in the other region

Bathera

Bathera used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Twente

Twente is an ancient European and the most populous nation in Europe

Utop's prey for TNP

Former European Utopicican was hounded by many The North Pacificers after moving to our region from theirs as he was unpopular in TNP

Slavakino

Slavakino is a former European who was banned from the region after making repeated homophobic and transphobic remarks. He is generally remembered negatively due to his unpopular opinions on a variety of matters that would embroil the region in debate

Apabeossie

Apabeossie is a current RMB regular

Terminus did you die?

Terminus lambda, a beloved former RMB regular. He disappeared after alluding to being diagnosed with a terminal illness

Dabarastan

Dabarastan is a former European who left the region after being derided for his regional political views

Wombelland

Wombelland is a largely inactive European who has accidentally assumed the delegacy more than once

Reichson unfairly banned

Imperial reichson was wrongfully banned from Europe after The canadian-american federationalleged Reichson sent him porn in a telegram. This claim was proven false and Reichson returned to Europe

Kaspinia

Kaspinia used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Black Yahlia

The Black Yahlia is a short story, inspired by the real-life murder, novel, and film about the Black Dahlia, written by Laver Island. Featuring many Europeans, it was immensly popular

CAF's found out

The canadian-american federation, after falsely accusing Imperial reichson of sending him pornography, was outed by the NationStates moderators as the infamous European troll Ragula

Alba-Nord

Alba-nord used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

ModCom

Europe's Moderation Committee which deliberates over internal moderation affairs

New Nordic Union

The New Nordic Union is a current RMB regular

Worst Nation Possible

The worst nation possible is a nation that systemically declared war on most of Europe with short personalised declarations to many RMB regulars

"Knock it off, NOW!"

This phrase has gained infamy after being used by NationStates moderators after they were unreasonable

Schultzheim

Schultzheim was a former RMB regular. He was also known as Schultzhafen

Regy

Regnum Italiae is an RMB regular and popular member of the Commission

there are many Germanies

Europe has many nations that are inspired by and based off of Germany

Lib or Krest?

An RMB regular has two equal nations: Libertandonien and Krestonien

Like-spam

Many nations in Europe have been prone to like-spamming

Dizgovzy

Dizgovzy is a current RMB regular

Satherland

Republic of satherland used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Alsted

Alsted is an ancient European, formerly having served as delegate

MSF

Moravian-silesian federation was a former RMB regular

"Hail Norta!"

This quotation is a popular phrase of former RMB regular Nort alliance

Dutch Riv

Rivierenland, current RMB regular, is Dutch

prison breaks

Galway-Dublin, an RMB regular before growing more inactive, created a parody of the common 'International Relations [Friendship Level]' factbook about who she would participate with in a hypothetical prison break/bank heist

no roleplays

Roleplaying is forbidden on Europe's RMB

governmental ostriches

Rivierenland sparked regional drama when he likened Europe's Home Secretary, Feria-Alkaline, to an ostrich for "sticking her head in the sand" during trolling crises. The analogy is now memed by the RMB regulars

Orient

The Oriental Empire is a current RMB regular

Serb-Mac

Serbia-macedonia is a current RMB regular

never gonna have a map

Despite many requests and queries, Europe will never have a regional map due to the large number of nations and impractality of creating one

Scarlett

St Scarlett is a current RMB regular and the longest-serving Commission member in European history

fierce gay pride

During an altercation with Slavakino, many RMB regulars changed their flags to various LGBT pride flags in an act of solidarity in the face of Slavakino's homophobia

Feria-Alkaline

Feria-Alkaline is a current RMB regular and is currently serving as Europe's Home Secretary

Novgorod

Novgorod-Pskov is a current RMB regular

Baska's nuggs

Kalifer and baska is a current RMB regular who regularly posted about chicken nuggets

the high horse is Samog's

Samog, a former European troll, posted a message that read: "Get off your high horse, 3rd grader", it has since been memed among RMB regulars

Commissar

The Commissar position in Europe was created by EuroFounder during the EuroFounder crisis. Forgotton Warriors was appointed to the position, originally called 'Advisor'. When Europeans passed legislation to remove the position of Advisor, it was renamed by EuroFounder to 'Commissar', rendering the legislation invalid

Herbshire tried

Of herbshire has run several campaigns for the Commission without much luck

Christmas countdown genocide

As a parody of other RMB regulars' trivia countdowns to Christmas, former European Madagasikyara created a countdown that discussed various historical genocides. The parody was widely condemned by the community as insensitive and it was discontinued. Yahlia, in support of Madagasikyara's freedom of speech, continued the coutdown for him

Eritei

Eritei is a current RMB regular

Miharr

Miharr is a current RMB regular

Pualo Country

Pualo country was a former European troll

Yahlia

Yahlia is a current RMB regular and writer of Europe's Never Boring [hi :P]

Shongbao

Shongbao was a former RMB regular, he is not remembered fondly due to allegations of baiting

Kiro

Kirostan was a former RMB regular, he was banned from Europe for making repeated sexual comments to minors

let's play Baptist Bingo

Jim the Baptist sparked mass argument in Europe when he proposed a shake-up of the region's politics. His ideas, which were largely derided, were often telegrammed to Europe in lengthy messages. The mongol plain eventually made a bingo sheet for Europeans to play with when reading Jim's correspondences to see if they got bingo

We hate CCD

The region Confederation of Corrupt Dictators is generally hostile to the entire community of NationStates and the World Assembly, however, a large about of their attention is giving to Europe. Given their obsession for slandering our region, the dislike is now mutual

there are many football leagues

Roleplay football leagues make popular community events in Europe, and subsequently many exist

Apple cider

Former regular Schultzheim created the nation Ukcss mother to annoy Ukcs/Korasta. The mother nation would often offer the RMB drinks of apple cider

Suo

Suomessa is a current RMB regular

Ragula had to go

Ragula is Europe's most infamous troll. It is often joked that one should not say his name, similar to Lord Voldemort in the Harry Potter series

Galway

Galway-Dublin is a current RMB regular, she is known for her innuendoes

Edan

Edan land is a former RMB regular

and it's Great New Sealand

Great new sealand was a former RMB regular

Nardin

Nardin is an old European who has somewhat recently become an RMB regular

Maarten

South St Maarten is a current RMB regular

tabby cat invasion

Operation Tabby Cat was a successful, though short-lived, invasion of the region to depose Imperium Anglorum of his delegacy for allegedly making a mockery of the World Assembly

Deng of Central Africa

Unpopular people, a nation which supported Jim the Baptist's reform efforts, and proved so with repeated telegrams and RMB posts, claimed to be named Deng and from the Central African Republic

British Calradia

British calradia was an RMB regular untill he was banned for making racist posts

Potus

Potus branada used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

Aweland

Aweland was a former RMB regular. He is remembered poorly due to his toxic behaviour

weeb-hunting telegrams

During a contentious election for a place in the Commission, Ubitarium released a vicious telegram condemning Moravian-silesian federation, one of the candidates, for like anime

Short shorts

Short shorts was an ancient European. They hold the honour of possessing the first recorded RMB message

there's cocaine in pretend Hunger Games

Galway-Dublin found an online Hunger Games simulator with customisable events. Many European regulars participated in cocaine-orgies in the simulation

Imperium Anglorum's absolute dominion

Europe's delegate, Imperium Anglorum, has held his position for many years and remains one of, if not the, most powerful and influential nations in European history

Triple-post

Triple-posting is forbidden on Europe's RMB

Reiserland

Reformed high reiserland is a former RMB regular

EuroNews back again

EuroNews, Europe's leading newsletter died for many months before being revived once again

Temperate

In one of St Scarlett's regional polls, she asked Europe what the main climate of our nations was. She made a grevious error when she didn't include 'temperate' as an option and was subsequently teased, light-heartedly, for not including it. To make it up the region, another poll was made which included at least one 'temperate' option

mods wack

RMB regulars generally think that the NationStates mods are bad at their jobs

PoLiet

The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth is a current RMB regular and is currently serving as Europe's Foreign Secretary

NSAC

The north states of america and canada was a former RMB regular

Madagasikyara

Madagasikyara was a former RMB regular

Pilipinas Malaya

Pilipinas and Malaya is a current RMB regular

ANZACs in Iran

During the uncertainty in the world after the United States assasinated Iranian general Qassem Soleimani, Yahlia, a New Zealander, convinced Dizgovzy that he had been drafted to and was currently fighting a war in Iran

Bonza hates Italians

Bonza was a troll who had a personal vendetta against Italians. Italian nations, such as Regnum Italiae, were harrassed by Bonza, and his puppets, until their banjection

Tricuitoon

Triscuitoon was a former RMB regular

DfC

Diamonds from cardverse used to be an RMB regular before growing more inactive

choccy milk

There's a recurring joke that Yahlia urinates in people's chocolate milk [-_-]

KoD

The Kingdom of Denmark is a current RMB regular

parties of nationalists

For a brief time on the RMB, many puppet nations revolving around nationalist parties were prolific

foot-fetish cultists

For a brief time on the RMB, many nations revolving around feet were prolific

Anti-technocratic war

Europe went through a phase of technocratic governments. To counter this alleged threat, an alliance was created to oppose the ideology. A roleplay war ensued

Commission loses Gor

After being apparently wrongly ejected from the Word Assembly for WA-multying, then-recently elected Gor Kebab was removed from the Commission (WA-membership is a requirement of sitting on the Commission)

Jasper banned for porn

Jasperium, also known as Overmorrow, was banned from Europe for sending porn to a minor

every single day there's more

Europeans keep posting