The Democratic Republic of Zwg is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning dove population. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.832 billion Zwgians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.6%.

The strong Zwgian economy, worth 150 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,044 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is almost non-existent. Zwg's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Zwg is ranked 70,270^th in the world and 1^st in The Pagan Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 235.74 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.