The Kingdom of Guyana Francese is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical population of 513 million Guyana Franceseans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cayenne | Remire-Montjoly. The average income tax rate is 39.9%.

The all-consuming Guyana Francesean economy, worth 54.0 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,253 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's infamous rickshaw ambulances often double as hearses, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyana Francese's national animal is the Bees, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyana Francese is ranked 152,387^th in the world and 645^th in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 58.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.