The Foxy Lands of Zorrozorrorro is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Don Diego de la Vega with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ban on automobiles, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.193 billion Zorrozorrorroans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pueblo de Los Angeles. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zorrozorrorroan economy, worth 201 trillion masks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 63,181 masks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zorrozorrorro's national animal is the small-eared zorro, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swashbuckling.

Zorrozorrorro is ranked 14,581^st in the world and 3^rd in Out Of Left Field for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,463.52 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.