The Queendom of Zooey Deschanel is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Queen Zooey Deschanel with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.849 billion Zooey Deschanelians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Claire. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The strong Zooey Deschanelian economy, worth 314 trillion zooeys a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 53,757 zooeys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, arbitration is mightier than the sword, most citizens in Zooey Deschanel are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and Zooey Deschanel has designated Claire as its capital city. Crime is well under control. Zooey Deschanel's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is kindness.

Zooey Deschanel is ranked 147,847^th in the world and 37^th in Lone Wolves United for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,060.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.