The Undead Beauty of Zombie Girlfriend is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Undead Hopes and Dreams with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and compulsory gun ownership. The humorless, devout population of 7.089 billion Zombie Girlfriends are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Overrun Shopping Mall. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The strong Zombie Girlfriend economy, worth 785 trillion His Deathless Promise Rings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,747 His Deathless Promise Rings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zombie Girlfriend's national animal is the Undead Pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is His Undying Devotion to Her.

Zombie Girlfriend is ranked 319,440^th in the world and 21^st in After the Fall for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.49 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.