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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,584thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,929thFattest Citizens: 6,284th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Zombie Belle

Population14.406 billion

CapitalVilleneuve
LeaderZombie Belle
FaithThe cult of Zombie Belle

Currencybrains
AnimalZombie

The Republic of Zombie Belle is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie Belle with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.406 billion Zombies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Villeneuve. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.1%.

The powerhouse Zombie economy, worth a remarkable 1,036 trillion brains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 71,931 brains, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is a problem. Zombie Belle's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The cult of Zombie Belle.

Zombie Belle is ranked 71,047th in the world and 2nd in Zombieland for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 48,841.34 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,584thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,929thFattest Citizens: 6,284thMost Primitive: 6,452ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,566thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,721stMost Avoided: 10,603rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,615thTop
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Largest Black Market: 26,897thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27,162ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28,471stMost Armed: 29,907thLargest Populations: 32,635th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Zombie Belle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
  • : Zombie Belle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, the natural world is burning as the government adds hot sauce.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Zombie Belle was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Zombie Belle's influence in Zombieland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie Belle, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.

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