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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th
The Tax Free Land of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Live long and help me prosper
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Zintai

Population20.653 billion

CapitalNew Zintai
LeaderPresident Zintai
FaithThe Church of Zintai

CurrencyZintai
Animalbat

The Tax Free Land of Zintai is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Zintai with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.653 billion Zintaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Zintai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zintaian economy, worth a remarkable 6,281 trillion Zintais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 304,160 Zintais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Zintaians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zintai's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Church of Zintai.

Zintai is ranked 809th in the world and 1st in GameFAQs for Best Weather, with 677 Meters Of Sunlight.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21stLowest Crime Rates: 49thHighest Average Tax Rates: 146thLargest Governments: 164thMost Corrupt Governments: 214thMost Developed: 261stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 269thLongest Average Lifespans: 304thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 386thHealthiest Citizens: 525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 564thHighest Poor Incomes: 617thMost Advanced Public Transport: 672ndMost Beautiful Environments: 807thBest Weather: 809thMost Valuable International Artwork: 829thMost Devout: 1,008thHighest Economic Output: 1,067thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,110thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,227thSmartest Citizens: 1,308thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,333rdMost Stationary: 1,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,430thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,818thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,329thMost Efficient Economies: 2,489thSafest: 2,520thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,943rdMost Influential: 4,867thLargest Populations: 5,463rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,140thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,141stMost Authoritarian: 15,102nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, anti-vaxxers are right about the government injecting diseases into people.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, Zintaians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
  • : Zintai was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Zintai, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.

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