The State of Zimonians is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 910 million Zimonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zimoniansburg. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Zimonian economy, worth 79.7 trillion dragoons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 87,531 dragoons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has more friends than ever before, solid-gold toilets are Zimonian prisons' least expensive furnishings, raccoons are plump and satiated, and the nation's diplomats are all talk and no action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimonians's national animal is the big ahh dragon flying faster than light, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zimonians is ranked 91,191^st in the world and 780^th in the Rejected Realms for Nicest Citizens, with 15.09 average smiles per day.