The Open Principality of Eco-Paris Reformation is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prince Jack Mirabilis with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.081 billion Phillonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antipodes. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Phillonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,585 trillion URCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 196,175 URCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads Union of Allied States in per capita stalking, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and books are so highly regarded in Eco-Paris Reformation that libraries are often revered as holy shrines. Crime is totally unknown. Eco-Paris Reformation's national animal is the Puffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Scientology.

Eco-Paris Reformation is ranked 289,075^th in the world and 38^th in Union of Allied States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -21.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.