The United Kingdom of Zeta Prime is a mammoth, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 5.302 billion Zeta Primeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.5%.

The Zeta Primean economy, worth 232 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,914 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the Zeta Primean flag qualifies you for citizenship, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Zeta Prime's national animal is the Kitsune.

Zeta Prime is ranked 160,107^th in the world and 3^rd in Bass for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,417.7 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.