The Kingdom of Zentafo is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 667 million Zentafoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The thriving Zentafoan economy, worth 48.1 trillion zens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,045 zens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 263,380 per year while the poor average 13,979, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Wandering Zentafoans are known for their one-track minds, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, and military barracks resemble five-star hotels. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Zentafo's national animal is the zentaro, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zentafo is ranked 265,852^nd in the world and 17^th in The waters for Largest Populations, with 667 million capita.