The Kingdom of Zenithain is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 810 million Zenithainians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Densburg. The average income tax rate is 20.7%.

The powerhouse Zenithainian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Zenithain dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,658 Zenithain dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, CEOs and corporate executives are frequently found striking for better stock options, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and automotive regulators are throwing in the towel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zenithain's national animal is the Honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zenithain is ranked 287,916^th in the world and 34^th in Lands End for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.46 on the Bus Surprisal Index.