The Memestine Chapel of Zebruski is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Raymond R with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 12.771 billion Zebrusks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcovia. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Zebruskian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion Hybrles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,413 Hybrles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Educators and parents alike are allowing children to view the internet again after violent videos were purged, compass sales have gone south, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zebruski's national animal is the Spotted Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zoroastrianism.

Zebruski is ranked 8,460^th in the world and 4^th in Callista for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,986.03 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.