The Sultanate of Zargovia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zargov with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 46.448 billion Zargovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zargovia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zargovian economy, worth an astonishing 13,722 trillion Zartans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 295,430 Zartans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying. Crime is totally unknown. Zargovia's national animal is the Murloc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Zargovia is ranked 620^th in the world and 29^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 295,430.33 Standard Monetary Units.