The Weirdo Empire of Zamri1138 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.556 billion ZAMRI1138IANs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestelia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zamri1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 20,145 trillion OREMINIUMS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 855,202 OREMINIUMS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zamri1138's national animal is the Berserk Laviente, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Universalism.

Zamri1138 is ranked 261^st in the world and 2^nd in The top 3 giant for Lowest Crime Rates, with 229.72 law-abiding acts per hour.