The Weirdo Empire of Zamri1138 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tamatsuki Akira with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, vat-grown people, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.86 billion ZAMRI1138IANs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crestelia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zamri1138ian economy, worth an astonishing 28,588 trillion OREMINIUMS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 990,582 OREMINIUMS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape Zamri1138, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Crestelia City to enjoy their national art, mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Berserk Lavientes and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, and soldiers are authorised to use lethal force to maintain calm in the crash zone. Crime is totally unknown. Zamri1138's national animal is the Berserk Laviente, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Universalism.

Zamri1138 is ranked 332,210^th in the world and 1^st in The top 3 giant for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.