The Republic of Zaffer is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its burgeoning trojan horse population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 31.228 billion Zafferians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The Zafferian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 37,110 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Zaffer's national animal is the trojan horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zaffer is ranked 85,575^th in the world and 10^th in Topid for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,433.48 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.