The Republic of Zabia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emir with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 3.292 billion Zabians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 66.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Zabian economy, worth 125 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,145 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, and bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zabia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zabia is ranked 65,294^th in the world and 1^st in The Persian Empire for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 4,100.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.