The Federal Republic of Ythaly is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 505 million Ythalians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ynice. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ythalyian economy, worth 53.6 trillion denarii a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,102 denarii, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, the seafood industry is sleeping with the fishes, people transfer their assets to bank accounts in Manamana before getting divorced, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Leader more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ythaly's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ythaly is ranked 134,012^th in the world and 3^rd in IS Federation for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,407.63 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.