The Equalentist States of Youtauma Empire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alyssia L Kazanik with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 11.9 billion Youtaumen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunscow. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Youtauma Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,553 trillion Yavacs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 130,530 Yavacs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Youtauma Empirean Colonial Thesaurus, monochrome green ECO-YE products adorn the supermarket shelves, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, and the national anthem is a rather effective sleeping aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Youtauma Empire's national animal is the Youtauman Arctic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Youtauman Orthodox.

Youtauma Empire is ranked 13,495^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Socialist Equalentist Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.88 law-abiding acts per hour.